Kreskin releases predictions for 2009

 
December 28, 2008

 

Kreskin releases predictions for 2009

The Amazing Kreskin has released his predictions for the upcoming year, which begins this Thursday. Among them, as reported in the Ithaca Times:

  • If Obama doesn’t win a second term, it is not going to be because of who is running against him. There will be a growing effort to have Hillary Clinton run for president again in 2012.
  • The economy is going to stink like the Detroit Lions. Specifically: If the (government) increases bailouts to more and more areas of the economy, then the recession will last longer, up to 4 1/2 years.
  • Hollywood will slowly disappear. The entertainment capital is more of a legend than a reality. Hollywood will move to India and the state of Connecticut. Connecticut will have one of the greatest financial boosts in decades; give it 2 to 2 1/2 years (to happen).
  • UFO sightings and talking to the dead will increase. This bothers Kreskin, who doesn’t believe in spirit communications, but does believe in UFOs. There will be more and more sightings of UFOs and more and more cases of people who believe they talked to the dead, he said.
  • Clowns will gain new status. The clown will have new degrees of prestige and importance. They are important in therapy. They communicate in a nonverbal way. They will have an important role in ways to come.

Kreskin nailed this year’s Super Bowl and presidential election winners, according to his Web site.


Posted by Joe Hadsall | Filed Under General  | 9 Comments


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9 Responses to “Kreskin releases predictions for 2009”

  1. Ellusionist on December 29th, 2008 1:35 am

    New blog post: Kreskin releases predictions for 2009 http://tinyurl.com/8tttcl

  2. frederick felix christie on July 24th, 2009 1:11 pm

    are you curretly mailing post cards to people for free inturn for seven lucky numbers

  3. frederick felix christie on July 27th, 2009 4:12 pm

    no i am not mailing post cards.

  4. brian paesano on November 7th, 2009 12:09 pm

    he is not lying

  5. brian paesano on November 7th, 2009 12:10 pm

    can we meet

  6. brian paesano on November 7th, 2009 12:10 pm

    i have the energy

  7. brian paesano on November 7th, 2009 12:11 pm

    true story

  8. brian paesano on November 7th, 2009 12:11 pm

    get back to me kreskin

  9. mandy on November 9th, 2009 3:00 pm

    are you mailing postcards offering 7 lucky numbers for free??

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