Criss Angel - Homeless Chic
January 16, 2008
As we previously wrote, Criss Angel told the LA Times ““I don’t have time to shave. I’ve been really intensely training on my close-up stuff like cards and different effects.” No time to shave, however he does find time to go out clubbing at LAX and as shown in this photo from the other night, at The Cathouse, an erotic & exotic brothel-themed restaurant and ultra-lounge at The Luxor.
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Shaving is a “close-up” skill…
He should train this trick too…
A small army has spent countless hours and dollars perfecting his “look” and “act”. Do you think he really didn’t have time to shave?
Wow. Now he really is a mind-FREAK. He’s going down the wrong path and might end up like Britney Spears and the other messed up stars. He’ll never shave again or something and party every night. Bye Criss! Hope it was fun while it lasted!
I like Criss and everything but COME ON of course he has time to shave. And like John said in his comment Criss is most likely going to end up like the other messed up stars.
no time to shave?..ya sure!!…his show-some music…his personal blah blah…stooges…couple of kids tricks taught..he’s definitely hittin all the wrong strings..may look flashy now…lay ppl are comin out to light..no more games!!..
“I am MUSTACHIO man!!!”
Criss, go shave u dork..
Guys! Stop it all those comments are very mean and disrespectful! Criss you’re an awesome magician. By the way, that’s not Criss, that’s a hobo impersonator.
Hi criss this is one of your dear fan. I cant beleave that you didnt shave, you must been really working on things.
Wow…oh wow, not time to shave? Why dont you start shaving during the parties?
Hi criss this tina again, you are to atractive not to shave your self.
It’s not a real beard. It’s a trick. All the people in the photo are stooges…
You folks need to give Chriss a break. I know he’s a big boy and can defend himself, but it only looks like he missed a day or two of shaving. three most. That’s a weekend or if this photo was taken on a Saturday night that means he didn’t shave Thursday and Friday. Then he went to a bar after practicing (his words). You people are making him out to be a liar. Either you like his work and he’s allowed to some down time or you just don’t have anything better to b@tch about. I hope none of you where people that defended Bill Clinton by saying he should have a private life too.
Criss is amazing, and the chicks dig the George Michael look. By the way, I’m a man who sports the George Michael look a lot.
’nuff Said
Yeah, so he doesn’t want to shave. I could care less. His magic is good enough and his schtick while doing it has raised the level. He’s brought the fantasy back into magic. Which by the way,…..makes it all the more fun for us amateurs to wow our friends and associates with magic.
Guys like him, Blain, Houchin, Garcia, ect, ect, are expanding the bounds of magic performance. Which makes it better for all of us.
Besides, the girls all love the “bad-boy” look. Which I’m sure is part of his motives. No magic there!
So if Chris won’t shave, who cares? Let’s just hope he has time to Shower. That’s far more important. Hahaaa.
HA HA HA HA
sign another 5 million contract with someone to buy youre bread once you buy it
“Leave Criss Angel Alone!!!”LOL
Lol hey guys. I’ve recently become a full time magician and have been working @ss off to get here so I understand Criss not shaving mind u HAHAR it’s just a lil facial har. Although he does look alot cooler clean shaven. Although when I found out about some of his tricks and how he did them I did lose some respect for him as a magician. eg. whe he did the levitation from one building to another building he used a technique called digital composition or something like that. mind u when he isn’t using stooges or video editing that is when the real magic happens. oh..and btw Rock on people!!!
Oh yea….and what was he doing n a palce like that anways
People, its to hide the stretch marks from getting his big deal with MGM
Some one shoul do a Crss Angel version of that Criss Crocker “Brittney Spears” thiny on Youtube.com HAHA that’d be classic
Honestly, people with facial hair are usually never in sales. When that was my thing, I was always told to shave everything off ‘or the customer will have 2nd doubts’. Something about if they can’t see your lips the bonds of trust are weaker and less likely for landing deals.
As far as Criss. Well every time I pull out a pack of Bikes someone always mentions Criss or DavidB. And while one magician gives off the appearance of disblief and enchantment. The other looks like a TommyLee knockoff and a total loser dirtbag who women would never approach if they knew what was good for them.
Either way IMAGE IS NOTHING it can be changed in a day, and lost forever in a week. Look out cause this magic stuff aint so hard….know what i mean.
He finally is showing his age. It is not just the beard. Look at the bags under his eyes.
-Zeedub81
i wonder how much old Criss has had to drink…
or maybe thats just the party.
well probably criss wanted 2 get a photo of him like that..who knows??he is still gud looking but u know..being a star is hard..mabye his working on that new movie ‘mandrake the magician’ and trying 2 make up for his magic as well …thats my opinion
Pretty boy! Pretty boy! Criss Angel’s a pretty boy!
ok guys seriously give him a break. if you were him you would want to have fun instead of shave, it releves stress, and call me gay if you want but criss is my hero and the best illusionist in the world.
give him a break seriously being famous isnt as easy as it sounds, he is also my hero and the best illusionist in the world so be cool aight.
He is an illusionist and probably doesnt care if he shaves so why should anybody else???
how many sucessful magicians have you seen with a beard? thats right none. this is the beginning of the end.
how long does it take to shave? he is beginning to look as crappy as his magic.
finally he is becoming the bum he truly is.
Criss is a remarkable talent , and his new show at the Luxlor should be a trip, I just hope between the TV show and books and appearances ( the real kind ) signings and now this new endeavor
that he does not burn himself out - because some pics of him look empty like no ones home and he said himself the journey was fun but the arrival has been disappointing- is this foreshadowing of what is yet to come. I pray that I do not open the daily paper and find that Criss has become one of the statistics like Keith Ledger - my advise is slow down- you have a whole life time to amaze us- we’ll still be here - will you?
criss IS startin to look 40 like he is. honestly i thought he was in his 20’s. when i saw he was 40 i was like WTF!! but now the beard makes hm look like a hobo.
SHAVE IT!!
criss?, the hell is wrong wth u, listen i am a big fan of urs, but not of that beard, ur gonna look like ajew in a while!!!!!!!!!!
listen criss,
the mind, body and soul shit dont work wit that beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, I didn’t ever want to make fun of criss angel for anything! but this beard thing is too weird for me…but thank god he shaved it. That whole didn’t have time thing had to be an excuse or sumthin, cuz if he has time to sit down and take a crap, he has time to shave off that nasty beard! lol, he must have found time cuz its off THANK GOD!!!
ellusionist is bogus for that criss your my idol i love magic im pretty good criss i need your help . criss could could you come talk to me i live at danville,il 102 stroup st or send me a letter please