Magicians are boring. They don’t look like magicians, they don’t talk like magician. If you have to walk up to people and explin to them the you’re a magician, then you suck. You’re a MAGICIAN! Act like one. You should have seen how I had these women going today with a coin trick. They took the entire story hook line and sinker, because it was a good story and they wanted to know not how I did the trick, but how I can to the conclusion that this special coin was capable of doing something magical.

Take your coin in bottle routine for example… it sucks. Want to know how to start out a CIB routine that doesn’t suck? “When I was a child my parents took me on these dreadful nature based vacations in the station wagon, and I HATED them. Except the gift shops were cool. One of my facvorite items at these gift shops wer the ships in bottle. As I got older and figure out how they were made, I forced myself that there was a better way… an imposslbe way… to and impossible condition (coin goes in and is immediately handed to them),

If you have nothing to say.. no drama, no story to tell, then stop doing silly tricks and start performing magic. It take a LOT more creativity that reading the rediculous patter from all those idiots writing those book,