Blaine labeled a ‘modelizer’

September 22, 2008

Photo courtesy TheFrisky.com

Photo courtesy TheFrisky.com

So far, we’re about a quarter of the way through David Blaine’s 60-hour inverted suspension, and all we can think of — despite the demanding amounts of physicality and concentration he needs — is whether he’s sick of people asking, “How’s it hangin’?”

While Blaine is on a wire, the sassy girls at The Frisky are warning their fellow females to beware of Blaine, because he’s a modelizer. Whatever that means. Oh, so are Leonardo DiCaprio and Josh Hartnett. Apparently, Blaine digs the supermodels: He’s been linked to Lonneke Engel, Manon Von Gerken, Josie Maran, and Mallory Snyder since his relationship with the waify Fiona Apple.

Amelia, the writer of the post, asks a hilariously, unintentionally-hypocritical question in the post:

So what’s the deal with these dudes sticking solely with the supermodels of the world? I don’t presume to assume that all models have poop for brains (I would hope not—Leonardo, at least, seems like an intelligent guy), but something tells me these three guys probably enjoy dominating the conversation and hogging most of the attention—not to mention having a pretty lady on their arm.

Unfortunately, the editors of The Frisky put a poll for women right by her post, asking readers which body type they prefer. Ouch.

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Posted by Joe Hadsall | Filed Under David Blaine, Magic on TV 


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